Dear Friends: As of Fall 2004 the Greater Phoenix Area Writing Project has been discontinued. This website will be maintained for a time on a limited basis for informational purposes and so that you are able to access the resources provided. All the best to you in your teaching. Writings

The Coffee Pot So much depends on me. Well, I got nuthin' for ya! You come dragging your sorry ass in here every morning, feet shuffling, crusty eyes, bed head, stank breath, scratching yourself like a smelly ape, looking for a pick me up. Well, I got nothing today. Nothing but yesterday's leftover, stale brew and waterlogged grounds. You're out of filters, sugar, and creamer, and if you want anything at all from me, YoDecember 8, 2005d, strong, bitter, and reheated in the microwave. --J. Hutton   updated: March 30, 2005

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