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| Name | Bobby DiPrimio | ![]() |
| Alias | Bob Job, Bobbert, Boobie | |
| Height | 6'0" | |
| Weight | 195 | |
| Position | Jester | |
| Sign | Cancer | |
| Hobbies | Bass, Beer, Eating all Craig's Poptarts | |
| Greatest Ultimate Moment | Making Craig think he tossed his money wad in a skanky Arby's in Tucson (so not cool) | |
| Words to Live By | "Clothes make the man. Naked people make very little or no impact on society." |